So, I found this robot wandering around (AWESOM-O or something like that) and using my computer knowledge I hacked him for some information. That's right. Now for some deeply personal secrets:

LOBSEL VITH WORSHIPS A CHEESECAKE.

JAN VALENTINE IS A PORN ADDICT.

...UH...THAT BLONDE MUSCULAR GUY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A ROBOT IS! HA HA!


I'll probably never be able to hack a robot again, so if AWESOM-O comes back you should tell him really personal things.

HELLO. I AM AWESOM-O. I AM HERE TO BE YOUR ROBOT HELPER.

TELL AWESOM-O ANYTHING.

YOU CAN TRUST AWESOM-O.

You guys all suck! Isn't there anyone around here who's cool?

Perhaps a mature, older friend? I'm very grown-up for my age you know.

I suppose I should introduce myself.

I am Eric Cartman, Hippie Exterminator and mastermind. I will thank you to respect my authori-tay.

So...anyone wanna play Lambs with me?